One of my hubby’s friends came over with his new girlfriend. It was the first time any of us were meeting her. She walked into our house, didn’t even say hi to anyone, walked over to the couch and started texting. And she texted for two hours before leaving. Needless to say, my hubby told his friend to leave the girlfriend behind next time he comes over.
Well, anyway, so a few days ago my hubby’s friend was telling us about how none of his friends like his new girlfriend. Big shock as to why, right? So get this, the friend took his girlfriend to one friend’s house and after they left, the friend called him up and accused the girl of robbery. Yup, robbery. In a house where nothing ever disappears, something vanished.
So the friend confronted his girlfriend, explaining it to her why nobody likes her, and I guess she confessed to stealing from that friend. They are still together from what I hear, but it moved down from a relationship to free and convenient sex.
So what was the stolen item? A bottle of shampoo. Yes, you read right, a cheap bottle of shampoo. I laughed when he told us that.
Wow. I am truly amazed at her cluelessness. And she's a thief? Lovely.
ReplyDeleteThat girl has serious problems. It's a shame the guy is still seeing her. I hope you never discovered anything missing.
ReplyDeleteWow, sounds like she's got serious issues.
ReplyDeleteIt sure does sound like she has problems. She can afford her text bill but not $3 for shampoo?
ReplyDeleteThat's ridiculous... what's more ridiculous is that he's still with her, even if it's "just sex". Surely he can find alternatives that aren't rude, dishonest and offend everyone he knows.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Now that's a story! You could use this for your next short story or an excerpt in one of your chapters in your future novel. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhen I read the first couple lines here, I thought, how can you talk publicly about a rude houseguest? What if they read it? Then I realized, this person has no redeeming qualities, and so it doesn't matter. What a loser. But it says a lot about him that he stuck with her. The sex must be good, because she's certainly not a stimulating conversationalist.
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